hi

Never eat a whole large tub of popcorn. Ever.
My pants smell like industrial solvent. I almost choked on the smell.
Never give up hope.
Never give up.

My week

Hi.
This week I went to a camp at the Neutral Zone called music technology. They taught us how to be roadies, and some stuff about music editing. It was mostly for rap and hip hop but there was some good stuff. Rap and hip hop are skilless. I like roadies. There is a difference between roadies and groupies. Roadies take care of the equipment, groupies "take care of" (= fuck) the band.

Went to Harry potter movie yesterday with Libby, Rianna, Spaz, Christine, and Anna. Libby was cute, Christine yelled "SEX!" really loud, Rianna sat quietly and watched Harry Potter, Spaz was a spaz and I pissed off an old lady. We're so predictable. I think that the only people who ever read this were there, but I'm still gonna describe it. Pascale was freaking out and singing the entire time. Christine had to lick her to get her to shut up. And then she licked Christine back and it was kinda wierd. And I was talking to Libby the entire time and then this old lady yelled at me and I was still talking so she went away. Life belongs to the young and the young at heart.
And Rianna, I'm right.
Done now.

Rock band boot camp and some other shit

I just got back from rock band boot camp and it was awesome. I was in a band with Oren-G (Oren), Good Rosa (Joe Cambridge) Andrew, Dreadlocks (Noah) and Shorty (this 10 year old named David). We had so much fun! I had drumming classes in the morning with Joey H and we were better than most of the other people. Seriously, I could play slower then most of the other people but I knew all my theory so I was with Joey and Erez doing "advanced" stuff. Makes me feel wanted.
In the afternoons we had band practice. We had 2 songs, one was a blues and one was an epic. The blues one went like this: G|G|G|G|C|C|G|G|D|C|G|G| (that's for people who understand music, for everyone else these are the lyrics)

Bill Clinton's Janitor

Well, I'm so sorry babe
that you had to go
it was so sweet,
Our Shiz was 'freal
(I didn't write that line)

Your lovely white blouse
and your sweaty do rag
I'm so sorry babe
you didn't go with my flow

Cuz you got eaten,
eaten by my dog
stupid little Chihuahua!

Yeah, so that was like, the most awesome song ever. The other one was supposed to be a four part epic but it turned into only 2. The first part I improvised because we didn't have lyrics. The second part was called Wrlgglrglrlrgglrg and it was about world of warcraft. Seriously, Joe Cambridge and Andrew wrote it. Apparently Wrlgglrglrlrgglrg is the sound merlocks make. To pronounce it put your tongue in the back of your mouth. Then make an "ur" sound while moving your tongue from side to side.

Wrlgglrglrlrgglrg
From puddle to puddle
We can't be stopped
Look out for your Warlock
Your health gets dropped

Bring out your tank
Cuz your about to get owned
I'm as bad as a rouge
So prepare to get shanked!
(yes, I know that doesn't rhyme)

Running the tides
jumping in puddles
put up your shield
And get ready to bubble!
(sweet metal solo with tapping)

Does anyone know what that means? It was sick and in 2/2.
And for the first time ever I broke my sticks. Its an amazing milesone for me as a drummer. I learned a bunch of stuff there, and now me, Andrew and Joe Cambridge have more inside jokes than Pascale and Anna. Including this amazing line:

BUTTress SEmantiX

And now the other shit.
I hate my dad.

THE END

chicago and more

Chicago and more. First, more.
I read a blog prompts thing. Some of the topics were: 1. Describe your most embarrassing moment. Okay, no chance. Besides, I forget that kind of stuff. 2. If you were a colour, what colour would you be? Well, fb told me I was black, but I cant really imagine myself as a colour. 3. What words describe being in love? Dude, that's what musics for. 4. Why do you write your blog? Because if I read it it wouldn't be mine.
And now, some Amazingly Sexy Quotes: "Some hills are alive with the sound of music, and some aren't," "My cousins are either ballerinas or ADHD," and "your life is meaningless... without windex!"
And now I will describe my trip to Chicago in beautiful detail. Me and my brother were bored in the car so we randomly improvised songs. We're pretty good at it. By the way, what is the difference between either pronounced "eether" and either pronounced "eyether?" and tic tacs are good. When I got there I went to my cousin's house, to see her and her kid. It was her daughter Sapna's Birthday, so we got her a present. It was a "Ni hao kai lan" thing (that's a show on nick jr.). I played a version of bs with my cousin's husband and his friend. Very different from our version. Then we got to our hotel room. It was huge! They called it a sweet but it was more like a house. It had 2 TVs, and one of them was a huge flat screen. It also had 3 beds and the windows looked out at the chicago river. Water was an extra $6, which meant me and my bro had to embark on an epic odyssey to get some. My parents wouldn't let me see the blue man group, but green day's van was parked outside my hotel. Did you hear that? GREEN DAY'S VAN WAS PARKED OUTSIDE MY HOTEL!!!!! I was going to take pics of a bunch of stuff bet my camera ran out of batteries, so I got more, but then I didnt have an SD card. I think its a conspiracy.
I dont have much to say about the next day. I went to see my other cousin and her kid Anshul, and I gave him a power rangers toy. How do you say "you and us" in good grammar?
When I got back it was pretty late, then the next day I went to Rock band camp! For those of you who dont know (everyone exept Amelia) Rock band camp is when we go to a school, then the counselors (people from the AAMC) group us into bands and we play. Its the amazingest thing ever. More about it later.
Done now.

Random Things

I'm here again. And I'm using mostly correct grammar. I can do it if I try, I just don't think it's necessary. Anyway, talking about a few random things today.

A group of scientists have decided that there really isn't a difference between the sexes, we're all the same (New Scientist July 4 page 46). Wow. That, group of scientists, is why you have never gotten a date.

Seriously, there is a definite difference between men and women. Women have emotions and think with their hearts. Men have less emotions and don't usually think. Life is way more fun if you don't have to think about it.

I am now going to switch topics to complain about my parents. Mr Brown said that his teachers made him read as a punishment, so he didn't like to read. My parents keep making me read boring books (like Bread and Roses, Too) so it gets really boring. Why can't I read things that are actually interesting? Like, a chemistry textbook maybe?

Now I feel like talking about the text Lorem Ipsum. It looks like Latin, but it doesn't mean anything. It comes from a book by Plato (Which was real, and then misquoted until it turned into nothing). Now people use it as a standard text or as a filler. Here it is:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore etdolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo.

It can be edited and changed, but this is what It starts as. You have probably seen this somewhere.

I'm done now. There is nothing else to say.

hi everyone

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